Artisan Mustard

🔥 TIRADE Mustard Collection: Flavor Unhinged 🔥 Welcome to the official battleground of bold — the TIRADE Mustard Line, where each jar is backed by a flavor mascot with a vendetta. This isn’t condiment—it’s confrontation. Choose your fighter, pledge allegiance, and spread the chaos.

🦂 The Scorpion

Venomous heat with tactical precision. Scorpion Mustard stings first, apologizes never. A warrior’s blend of sweet cruelty and spice discipline, designed for those who lead from the front.

🌶️ The Habanero

Fiery, philosophical, and slightly unhinged. Habanero Mustard is the original troublemaker—sweet on the surface, but ready to flip the table. Lore scrolls suggest it once started a flavor coup at a Spice group.

 🔥 The Jalapeño

Smooth talker with streetwise heat. Jalapeño Mustard is the people’s champion—zesty, laid-back, and quick to charm. Ideal for club rituals, sandwich diplomacy, and low-key rebellion.