Pineapple Jalapeno Honey Garlic Mustard

🔥 Product Launch Chronicle: TIRADE! Jalapeño Honey Garlic Mustard

Scroll-Dropped for the Bold. Bottled for the Battle.

This isn’t just a new flavor—it’s a riot in a bottle. TIRADE! emerges from the 5150Merch vault with a flavor profile forged in contradiction: sweet honey meets fierce jalapeño, laced with garlic whispers and ritual swagger.

🌶️ Flavor Notes:
- Golden honey smooths the sting of fiery jalapeño  
- Roasted garlic adds depth and spiritual grit  
- Tangy vinegar backbone prepped for chants and conflict

🧬 Mascot Identity:
The Rhetoric Rumbler—scroll-gloved, jalapeño-eyed, graffiti-caped and flavor-fanged.  
Certified by the RMS Artifacts Division. Born to ignite podiums and sandwiches alike.

🎨 Launch Ritual:
Dropped during the Salt Sermon Sales Event, this mustard commanded the pulpit with spicy scripture and visual fire. Scrollkeepers, club leaders, and condiment philosophers gathered to chant its name and wield the drip.

- Coloring pages now available for club rites  
- Mascot posters and vinyl covers added to vault  
- Promo codes embedded in launch scroll

📜 Scroll Fragment:
> “Let thy mustard not murmur—let it declare.”  
—Excerpt from Scroll of Condimental Doctrines

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